I bought this perfume with a gift card from Steinmart that was a Christmas present from a non-favorite boss who is no longer my boss and anyway I had to travel to Wheaton which is simply never “on the way” for me.
If that sounds a touch ungrateful, I don’t really care. He was a touch ungrateful. And I had to buy a tank of gas rendering the gift card more of a coupon than an actual gift. I don’t bitch much, but when I do it’s usually about old men and I think that’s just fine.
But let’s not burden this darling perfume with all that.
It’s a rose, and by any other name *might* smell as sweet, but let’s be clear: before anything else, it’s a rose.** It is, in fact, a jammy rose which happens to be my favorite thing (See my posts on Stella, Safran Troublant). It was clearly inspired by Yves San Laurent Paris, a perfume that probably shouldn’t be worn in public because it is audacious and the color hot pink rendered in scent form. Also, I cannot prove that Paris inspired Pour Femme, but it was designed by the same perfumer, Sophia Grojsman, who at the very least seems not to have been done with the Paris idea. She is my favorite perfumer, and renders roses in ways nature did not intend them. All for the better. This is Paris designed to be worn in public.
In fact, perfume critic Tania Sanchez (Perfumes: The Book) insisted it is a summer fragrance designed for steamy city streets, “when the air felt so humid, you thought you might be able to kick up and swim through it. Good and bad smells everywhere seemed to have not merely presence, but weight, nearly combing your hair as they raked past. Bvlgari Pour Femme, wafting up from the cleavage, it’s obvious natural environment, seemed to clear that thickened air.” Precisely. It is a perfume for a hot August afternoon on a crowded subway, if donned lightly. When combining public transit and perfume, one must have a light hand and of course, if in doubt, leave it out. Like smoking, public cell phone use, and unsolicited opinions, perfume is an activity to be attempted by the conscientious. Many days, I go without. **Note: Tania Sanchez calls Pour Femme a “mimosa violet” so, hey what do I know?
Bvlgari Pour Femme is very “go anywhere.” You could wear it on a date as easily as an interview. It would attend a barbecue as soon as an opera. Versatile, yes, but too quiet to sing, “I’m Every Woman,” yet too present to not sing at all. No, Pour Femme is a romantic of the slightly pop variety, with not enough mystery for jazz, but enough heft for emotion. “Dreamlover” is her tune, a welcome respite from less considered radio muck, much like the sweaty summer day she’s relieving us from.
This is not a Mariah Carey incarnate type of thing, however. First, Mariah has her own perfume line (don’t bother). Moreover, I wouldn’t assign Mariah something this…this restrained. No Pour Femme is Cher. Cher Horowitz, that is. Well-dressed, well made, smarter than she looks, and associated with luxury brands. I wouldn’t say she’s “a virgin who can’t drive,” but rather say, a Virgo who doesn’t (see public transit discussion above.)
Pour Femme isn’t entirely floral, and that’s a good thing. Woods, a bit of musk, and icy iris (in perfumery, not a particularly floral note but rather a chilly, rooty one) keep its well shod feet on the ground. In fact, Pour Femme would go great with Cher’s white collarless shirt from Fred Segal, her “most capable looking outfit.” It’s pretty, sure, but it knows how to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings and still declare “the more the merrier,” all while correcting someone’s Shakespeare while she’s at it.
If Pour Femme deviates from the Cher Horowitz image in any way, it is in the one characteristic that it shares with my aforementioned former boss: it’s cheap.